This guy!
Yes, that's right. In the year 2013, I was still clinging to my old flip phone, but a steady stream of Craigslist near-misses finally convinced me that it was time to make the transition. You know me though. When I make a purchase, I've got to wring just about every dang drop of value possible out of the transaction.
So, did I get an iPhone? No. The latest Samsung Galaxy? Nope. A Google Nexus? Not even close.