Why do you not have a store in St. Louis? Look, I know we're no Chicago, New York, or L.A., but c'mon. We're still a major city - a dangerous, blighted, dying city, but a major city nonetheless.
I know that most of your furniture is nothing more than sawdust held together with glue and a prayer, but I can't resist your fashionable, cheap home decor. Take these planters, for example (priced from $1.99 to $5.99):
How else am I supposed to get my mid-century modern planter fix? The only places you can currently find such things in St. Louis are artsy hipster shops where they charge an arm and a leg. I beg of you. We need your mass-produced Scandinavian wares.