I LOATHE tomatoes with every fiber of my being!
You might ask yourself, "What would motivate a man who despises tomatoes so deeply to plant this many of them?"
Well, my girlfriend is a huge fan. However, she's snuck off to England and left me on caretaker duty for these vile vegetables (or fruits, depending on who's asked).
I hope and pray that they will either wait to ripen up until her return or my lovely friends and neighbors can take a few home when they're ready. Otherwise we might have a big pulpy mess on our hands.
What I am looking forward to are the carrots, strawberries, zucchini, parsley, and peas. There's nothing better than sliced and barbecued zucchini with olive oil, ground pepper, and a sprinkle of salt. I'll use any excuse I can to get the grill out!
Rabbits take notice: We're on to you. We know what you did to our poor evergreen saplings and have beefed up security around this joint. Just try getting through these Clampett-inspired fences!