I finally did it.
Admittedly, I was already riding pretty close to the line with the MCM furniture collecting, but I've now blown past that divide and entered full-on hipster territory.
Yes, I bought a fixed-gear bike.
If you're interested in joining me, I picked my State Bicycle, Co. ABACABB 2.0 up at Cherokee Street Bikes.
So far, so good. I've already lost 17 pounds in the last several weeks!