There are some sights so horrifying that words simply cannot convey the shock and revulsion that they induce, so I'll just post the pictures.
Your eyes do not deceive you. This is a Barcelona chair upholstered in stonewashed denim. It is an actual chair that really exists and you can purchase it off of the St. Louis Craigslist today.
You can close your eyes and pretend that this never happened, but it cannot be unseen.